Under The Influence
Yes I see that the document has been altered (the date of birth is filled out wrong) but I swear it’s from a legit source (insert Nightline joke here). Okay, my cousin sent it to me. But trust me, he is a honest guy! (he is also single ladies!)
I’m a forgiving person so I can overlook this little Bush screw-up. I mean G.W. was in Kenneebunkport for crying out loud. That is one big-ass party town! Everybody would drink and drive around there, it’s just what ya did.