IT’S A DEMOCRATIC CHRISTMAS
Have you ever wondered, (when holiday shopping in Target, buying socks from grandma and a new Playstation game for yourself) “What political party does this Target donate to the most?”
What’s that? You haven’t? Yea me neither. But if you are curious, go to choosetheblue.com .
There you can find out if your favorite store, car maker, utility company, porn producer or even restaurant, contributes to your party more than the other.
I do warn you though, you may become very disappointed to find out that some of your favorite places donate to the wrong party. Like, I found out that Taco Bell donates 83% to the Republican Party. So now I guess I’m going to have to get people to buy me my Taco Bell. Would that still count?
Sonic Drive-in donates 100% to the Democratic Party though. Think there is any chance Sonic will start making Gordita Crunches?