SpongeBob SquareChristian

The recent crazy-nuts-insane claims, by conservative Christian groups, that SpongeBob SquarePants is promoting “gayness” to children, has got me thinking about the ” gay danger” that is all around in cartoons and their characters.

I’m thinking that there are some other, dangerous to children, cartoon charters out there. Number one on that list….ELMER FUDD.

Yes that’s right, Elmer. He is never with a woman, he sounds gay because he can’t pronounce his R’s (Wasskely Wabbit and Wabbit Twacks, to name a few) and when he goes out “huntin’ Wabbit”, do you think he really wants to shoot a rabbit? No. He wants a male-cross-dressing rabbit to “hook-up” with.

The only time you see Elmer get aroused (or awousd) is when Bugs has lipstick, a wig and a dress on. When Bugs takes off his get-up and reveals himself, Elmer acts surprised but he is always a little pissed too. I think because he knows it’s Bugs the whole time and is wanting Bugs to take the “game” a little further.

After the groups take on SpongeBob and Elmer, I’ve got another cartoon couple to take a good look at: Shaggy and Scooby. I think Shag spends a little too much time with Scoob, if ya know what a mean.

About Mikey

I've been blogging and podcasting about Fresno, craft beer, film, music and the such since 2004. I like talking about the things that make Fresno, beer and podcasting unique. When your ears have time, check out my podcasts: Dorktown, Flowing With Famous, The Perfect Pour and Get Off My Podcast. Cheers!

Posted on January 27, 2005, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. irrespective of the plethora of unseemly cartoons out there, it’s absurd and inappropriate to be a purveyor of cartoons for children similar to the spongebob pic you have posted.


  2. Um what? You could have just said that picture is wrong to show.


  3. Hey man, I would NEVER “perveyor” a kid.


  4. Wow – you’re blog is full of good info. It’s getting hard to find blogs with useful content and people talking about Spongebob these days. I have just started my Latest Spongebob News blog and would really appreciate you coming by – thanks again


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