I’m STILL The Idiot

Since I haven’t been fired up enough to write about anything lately, I decided to recycle a post from last year. Lazy? Yes. But hey, nobody’s paying me to write this junk and sometimes a post you did some real work on gets lost.

Hell, I stayed up all night putting together this one:
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If you were on United Flight 6054 from Kauai to LAX last Friday night, I’m the ass-hole who kept his overhead light on the whole damn flight. I don’t think the poor dude next to me got a damn bit of sleep.

Let me explain. This was a five hour “red-eye” flight. So most people, the sane ones anyway, fully plan to sleep most of the flight. They take some PM pills and/or have a drink or just actually close their eyes and fall asleep. Now I did have a drink but it didn’t really matter. I just can’t sleep sitting up in a chair. Maybe for like thirty seconds but that is about it.

TIMELINE 8:30 PM
I am on the plane and have found my seat. I am flying with my wife and friends (Mahalooo guys) but I am sitting next to none of them due to a overbooked flight. I’ve got the isle (the isle is best for me since I have a pea sized bladder) and the seats next to me and across the isle from me haven’t been taken yet. The people next to you can make or break a flight.
The worst is the crying baby or brat kid that have parents that don’t realize or care that their kid is a brat.

Who am I gonna get? Nice, it’s a couple about my age, they ought to leave me alone, which is what we all want really…Yes? But who will be in the isle next to me?….Oh how nice, it’s a bonus, a German speaking women who has, yes you guessed it, a baby and a little kid. The question is, are they brats? Actually they seem fine so far. So I get settled in for a nice five hour plus flight.

TIMELINE 9:10 PM
We are shooting through the air, over the vast Pacific Ocean. The movie is about to start (Shrek 2, very solid – for in-flight movie) and I do a quick lavatory run to empty out the aforementioned pea sized bladder. I catch a glimpse of the Wife already passed out and my friends still up and ready to watch Shrek2. About three quarters of the plane is still up.

TIMELINE 11:30 PM
The movie is over and the captain has turned off the interior lights so that people can start sleeping (again, normal people anyway). There are about a dozen overhead lights on now, mine being one of them. I’m reading now but I want to start writing stuff but I keep thinking the guy next to me will try and read what I’m writing. I don’t know why I am thinking this-As if this guy gives a shit about what I’m writing. I am mostly just afraid he’ll look over and think what a dumb-ass I am for writing about being on a red-eye flight.

TIMELINE 12:45 PM
The baby across the isle has finally started to cry. I think I am the only one that is not bothered by this since I am the only fool in the area with his light on. There are actually twelve lights currently on in the entire plane.

TIMELINE 1:15 AM ( 4:15 LA time)
Out of approximately 300 people, I am now the only one with his light on. Yep I am the only loser who isn’t trying to sleep. I’m still worried the guy next to me is looking at my writing even though he has his head buried in his hands-probably thinking “I wish this jack-ass would turn off his fuckin light.”

TIMELINE 4:55 AM (now switched to LA time)
The Captain has announced that we are getting ready to land and everybody needs to wake the hell up. I’m the only person to have kept his light on the whole flight. I don’t know if I should feel proud or stupid.

In the end, I’m not sure why I decided to write about sitting through a red-eye flight being the only person who tried to stay awake. Writing practice? Pass the time? To just piss off the guy next to me?

Nah, probably just to be an idiot.

About Mikey

I've been blogging and podcasting about Fresno, craft beer, film, music and the such since 2004. I like talking about the things that make Fresno, beer and podcasting unique. When your ears have time, check out my podcasts: Dorktown, Flowing With Famous, The Perfect Pour and Get Off My Podcast. Cheers!

Posted on May 5, 2005, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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