Category Archives: Light Thieves

Bathroom Hacks From Bells: Dorktown Podcast #193


Time for a yell-and-listen show again. That is, you will be yelling at the lack of TV theme song recall Mikey and Becky have.

Bells puts everyone through it again as we also start and new segment “Bathroom Hacks from Bells”. Also, if you were a drug what drug would you be? Oh and Becky gets attacked by something, live on the show. Plus Bells has a take on Lagunitas becoming Big Beer. And we have drunk VOICEMAILS, YO!

MUSIC BREAK: Light Thieves “Halfway”.

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Drunk Dorks With Regrettable Texts – Dorktown Podcast #156


Too much drinking of beer on NYE leads to Mikey regretting some late night video texts. After a awkward start to a new year of podcasting, Bells makes Mikey the most uncomfortable he’s ever been on Dorktown. There’s also some music, a Red Frank call, some podcasters calling in and more!

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Ken Masculine – The Light Thieves Take Over Dorktown #142


Fresno’s hottest band, The Light Thieves, invade Dorktown with hilarious results: Mike, Joel, Erica and Kaleb tell us about their new album and how their shit got stolen and how you might be able to help them get some juice back. Expect some stuff like:
Fat fingers.
Nobody remembers Dorktown.
Backpack Quickjobs.
Light Thieves music breaks.
Clovis Girl vists.
Keanu Reeves’ penis.
What happen to the Fierce Creatures?
San Francisco.
Call ins.
Bustin hookers.
Fonzy Eyyys.
Dorktown “Aftershow”!

It gets crazier as it goes. Click and listen:

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Remotely Drunk – Dorktown #119

We just had a lot of fun with this one. Too much? Yes. Annoying sometimes? Yes. But good times. Dorktown’s first ever guest, Aaron “The La Selva Beach Connection” comes back and gets rude with the gang. As usual we talk (over each other) about: Fresno, Clovis, craft beer, beer beer, Gold Lays, sexy Armenians, extra holes, other podcasts and so on. We also play a mega Or Game/Forit Or Againit/Is It Metal.

Make sure to listen for the remotes with Dead In 60 Years!! Plus some live Light Thieves and we play the new Fierce Creatures. BONUS remote with the mom older sister of Whitney Freeman from Achievement House. There may even be a “Bert” Easter Egg in a remote or two.

It gets real “drunk-y” so be warned. Have a listen:

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