Sean Connery Quotes

From Dorktown Podcast #204:

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Dr. No

[James Bond’s first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer]

James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss…?

Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr…?

James Bond: Bond. James Bond.


Dr. NO

[Professor Dent tries to kill Bond, but his gun is out of bullets]

James Bond: That’s a Smith & Wesson, and you’ve had your six.

[shoots Dent twice]


FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big.

James Bond: I think it’s a very lovely mouth. It’s just the right size – for me anyway!

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GOLDFINGER

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!


GOLDFINGER

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.

James Bond: I must be dreaming.


GOLDFINGER

Mei-Lei: Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?

James Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.

HIGHLANDER

Ramirez: (CONNERY) The Kurgan. He is the strongest of all the immortals. He’s the *perfect* warrior. If he wins the Prize, mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness.

Connor MacLeod: How do you fight such a savage?

Ramirez: With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.

THE UNTOUCHABLES

Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I’m saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Ness: Anything within the law.

Malone: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they’re not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead.

Ness: I want to get Capone! I don’t know how to do it.

Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.

Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward.

[jabs Ness with his hand, and Ness shakes it]

Malone: Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?

Ness: Yes.

Malone: Good, ’cause you just took one.

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THE UNTOUCHABLES

Malone: Why do you want to join the force?

George Stone: To protect the property and citizenry of…

Malone: Ah, don’t waste my time with that bullshit. Where you from, Stone?

George Stone: I’m from the south-side.

Malone: Stone. George Stone. That’s your name? What’s your real name?

George Stone: That is my real name.

Malone: Nah. What was it before you changed it?

George Stone: Giuseppe Petri.

Malone: Ah, I knew it. That’s all you need, one thieving wop on the team.

George Stone: Hey, what’s that you say?

Malone: I said that you’re a lying member of a no good race.

George Stone: [He cuffs Stone across the face. As he draws back his arm again, Stone presses a gun under his chin] Much better than you, you stinking Irish shit pig.

Malone: Oh, I like him.

Ness: Yeah I like him too.


THE UNTOUCHABLES

Malone: OK, pal, why the mahaska? Why are you carrying the gun?

Ness: I’m a treasury officer.

Malone: Alright. Just remember what we talked about now.

[Malone walks away]

Ness: Hey, wait a minute! What the hell kind of policemen you got in this god damn city? You just turned your back on an armed man.

Malone: You’re a treasury officer.

Ness: How do you know that? I just told you that.

Malone: Who would claim to be that who was not? Hmm?


THE UNTOUCHABLES

Malone: You’re muckin’ with a G here, pal!

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Malone: Isn’t that just like a wop.

Hoods: [He starts backing away from Malone]

Malone: Brings a knife to a gun fight.

Hoods: [He backs away faster]

Malone: Get outta here you Dago Bastard!

Hoods: [He runs out the door]

Malone: Go on get your ass outta here!


THE HOLY GRAIL

Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this… this “Junior”?

Professor Henry Jones: That’s his name.

[points to himself]

Professor Henry Jones: Henry Jones…

[points to Indy]

Professor Henry Jones: …Junior.

Indiana Jones: I like “Indiana.”

Professor Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana.

Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?

Sallah: The dog?

[starts laughing]

Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA…!

Indiana Jones: I’ve got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

THE HOLY GRAIL

Indiana Jones: It’s disgraceful, you’re old enough to be her… her grandfather.

Professor Henry Jones: Well, I’m as human as the next man.

Indiana Jones: Dad, I *was* the next man.

Professor Henry Jones: Oh… ships that pass in the night.

THE HOLY GRAIL

Indiana Jones: [of Indy’s new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi?

Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

THE HOLY GRAIL

Professor Henry Jones: I didn’t know you could fly a plane.

Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no.

THE HOLY GRAIL

Professor Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us!

Indiana Jones: [shouts] I know, Dad!

Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.

Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

THE HOLY GRAIL

Professor Henry Jones: Junior?

Indiana Jones: Yes, sir.

Professor Henry Jones: It *is* you, Junior.

Indiana Jones: Don’t call me that. *Please*.

THE ROCK

John Mason: Are you sure you’re ready for this?

Stanley Goodspeed: I’ll do my best.

John Mason: Your “best”! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

THE ROCK

John Mason: Welcome to the Rock.

ENTRAPMENT

Robert: You’re playing both sides.

 

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